Friday, May 5, 2006

Dream -last night

man... this is so typical, as soon as i decide to start blogging my dreams i either don't remember them at all or i remember a 2 second snip-it... so anyway, last night i know i had a dream that took place in a bar in mexico and involved burt reynolds... i remember his face looking like he had wayyy too much plastic-surgery... and i remember going into my jacket pocket to get my camera and getting that panicked feeling that i lost it :( but pulling out my camera phone to snap a quick photo of us with the burt... i'll come back and update this if i remember anymore...

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Dream (old) 03/28/2004

starts with me & grandparents at some outdoor church. we start heading home, grandma is movin' fast and gets out of view... i run ahead to find her, but i can't, then i lose gramps too... shit gets all weird now, there's a talking bunny that's getting electrocuted, some axel foley (beverly hills cop) looking dude getting arrested, some headless guy sitting in a car...
then all of a sudden i'm back living at my grandparents house, we have a golden retriever, it's sitting on my lap and starts to spazz out & tries to bite me, it's body is stiff and motionless, just it's jaws are slamming shut trying to bite me... my dad refuses to help, he's standing in the next room with one hand on the wall trying to vomit... i look out the window for help and see some strange looking little girl, she smiles and has this bizarre looking 2 rows of teeth (like a shark)... next thing i know me, nick and jonny are upstairs with these 2 spanish broads (1 skinny, 1 chubby), the chubby one is a perv and keeps trying to get us to feel her boobs. we look out the window (which is level with the patio roof) and see some weird party going on, on the patio roof, with these 80's looking bikers (the guys that crashed the party in weird science) & mike is dressed as one and has a really dark tan. we head back downstairs and instead of being the gramps house we're at the longo house... sergio is there with them... and they say to us, "fill your bags with the abundance of little asian snacks"... which were actually moon-pies...

Dream (old) 07/01/2005

The Larry David dream:
This one took place in front of my grandparents house in Nutley. So there was this HUGE tree in front of the house (that isn't really there) and a larger than normal telephone pole with a couple of levels of wires on it. Also in the immediate area are a few random buffalo, just sittin' around chilling... they really have no part in this dream except as decoration. Then Larry David comes out of nowhere to climb the ginormous tree, and before you know it there's a crowd gathered to watch Larry conquer the tree. He gets really high up in the tree, and then slips and falls out of the tree from about 30 feet up, a fall that should have hurt him really badly... but he just landed on his feet and was perfectly fine. He then turned around and began ascending the tree again, going higher than before. This time he slipped again and managed to fall onto the telephone pole, landing safely on a metal bar that held some of the wires in place. When he landed a few of the wires snapped and sparked as they fell to the ground, causing everyone to worry about Larry's safety. Everyone started yelling for Larry to stay still and wait for help, but he wouldn't have it! He decided to grab one of the wires by his feet, yank it out and pull it over his head... getting ready to swing his way to safety. Now, when I looked up at the situation it appeared that there was way too much slack on the wire and he would just swing straight into the ground, but that's not what happened at all. So Larry, holding the wire, jumps off of the pole he was standing on and swings really really far. He swung at least 200 feet and didn't let go until the wire was at its highest point right before it began its swing backwards, which ended up being about 50 feet in the air, then landed on someones porch across the T-intersection. We all ran over to see if Larry was ok... when we got closer I could see what looked like his neck only it was stretched out about 2 feet long and it was split open with blood gushing out of it, and the rest of his body was broken and twisted, it was really grotesque and disturbing, and that's about when I woke up.

Dream (old) 02/04/2003

The buffy dream:
It starts off with a whole crew of us in a huge super market, and all of the sudden all the lights start to go out, people start flipping out and everyone runs for the door, which is about the only area that is still lit. i kinda freeze for a minute trying to realize whats goin on, when i see mike, who is about 50 feet away, take a real bad spill while running full speed, after he slams his head he slides across the floor about 6 feet and hits the wall where he lay unconscious. before i could reach him someone else starts to shake him to revive him, and hes back on his feet (slightly groggy) in a few seconds. by this time im right next to him and i throw his right arm over my shoulder (crutch style) and we flee the supermarket together... when we get outside we're heading down a car ramp and pass up some guy thats chained to the side of a railing, and topless when we reach the bottom we see some kind of creature off in the shadows (in the direction we need to go) so we turn around and start running back up the ramp, and at this time for some reason mike is completely unconscious and im basically dragging him. while making our way back up i keep looking back to see where the "demon" is, and before i know it its right behind us, big claws, teeth, and all... ok, now im not proud of this at all... but i had to think fast and i decided to throw mike at the demon and make my escape, and i also figured he would stop to eat the chained up guy... however i realized i couldnt get back into the supermarket... and had to hide behing some wall that was about a foot tall, then the demon was standing right next to me right when i got comfortable, right before he killed me i decided to try to bargain with him, i told him that if he didnt kill me, i would let him make me into a demon and help him in killing the human race (another thing im not proud of) and this is where it got wierd for a bit... so the demon decides to go along with my idea and then poof, im in my grandparents back yard, and im not me anymore, its hard to explain what i was, i remember complaining in my dream sayin that i look like a rounder version of sponge bob... but after a few scenes i looked more like a demonic human figure again... and there were other demons in the backyard too, hangin out in the patio. it was night time and we were camping out in the back waitin for people to wander out of the house (aparently there were alot of people in there, anyway, finally one of us opened the door, and (this parts wierd too) there were these weird neon colored, football sized, ameoba looking things by the door, and the demons were acting like they were people and started yellin and eatin them... then the dream took a turn, i was a normal human again and i was in our SF house. i was in what was supposed to be my room, but for some reason it was really angel's (from buffy) room. and for some reason when i heard him aproach the room i got really scared and ran to try to hold the door closed, we wrestled with the door for a few moments but he finally forced it open and pushed me onto the bed, i threw some meaningless kicks at him, then he pulled buffy's severred head out from behind him and kackled and ran off... i was stunned and couldnt move for a moment... then i got up and decided to go after him, but first i found a wooden frame on the floor, kicked it a few times and picked up a piece to use as a stake. i began creeping down the hallway in search of him, i reached one of the ends of the hallway, where there was a bathroom, this bathroom had a foggy glass door on it, and i could tell someone was in there... so i crept up and flung the door open, and saw a stunned seth green taking a crap... i apologized and kept looking... then there was a whole bunch of stuff i don't remember... and then, i was still looking for him in the house, the entire buffy crew comes in the front door laughing and angel pulls out the severred head from his pocket, which was really just a mask... i wasnt too amused... anywho, the dream took a really wierd twist, the next thing i know im in some wierd old school foreign mask making building, where some strange foreign guy is showing me the process involved in making the mask that they fooled me with... and the machine involved alot of pullies and it looked alot like a cookie making machine or some shit...

Dream (old) 10/08/2001

so i decided i'm gonna start logging my dreams whenever i remember them... so i figured i'd post some of my old dreams that i happened to write down in notepad, the only reason i wrote these down was because i seemed to remember almost every detail, and that they're kind of crazy... anyway...

The X-men dream:
i dreamt that i was in gramps house with jean grey and another x-chick.. they had knife fight and came after me... i escaped downstairs and headed for the door, and unlocked it... mike was right behind me... i picked up a pillow to block the knife jean threw at mikes back, which i did. we made it outside and little kids tried to get us to take them with us... but it was a trap, so we ran. when we got outside there were lots of cars... we decided to head to my car but as we got closer i noticed someone sitting in the drivers seat... so we got in some passing car... we went to the mall. at this point i became wolverine and mike was nightcrawler, in the mall in a hair salon there was a woman who looked like the oracle from matrix and she was behind the whole thing, and when we closed in on her she said teh whole mall was gonna come after us, and they did, so as to not harm the innocents nightcrawler (mike) tried to break down the door, but couldnt, so i used my claws to slash it open... we escaped outside and mike disappeared and i was no longer wolverine. however wolverine was out there dressed in a yellow rubber nuclear looking outfit, playing opposum. another yellow outfit guy came to see if he was ok, when he got close wolvie stuck his claws in his sides, letting the body fall on his and the blood to soak into his outfit. he then flipped the body over his and laid his back ontop of it, covering his back in blood. he then acted like the slain victim and crawled toward another head character in the invasion and crawled right ontop of his already laying body. he then started stroking his head very hard like a toy and when i got over there his head had a writing all over it, kind of like a map of his brain, showing what different parts do and what not... and wolvie said we could hit this one certain part and make him normal and not kill him, so i was for it. wolvies nails were semi-long and kind of sharp, so he started scratching at the mans head, which seemed like it would have been a long and painful ordeal, so i suggested that he just pop his claws and go in that way. he like my idea and stuck one of his claws deep into the mans head, the man let out a moan and dropped dead, wolvie looked at me and said "oops". and thats about it. 4:12 PM 10/8/01

the buster...

so i feel the need to blog the fact that the blockbuster store on geary @ 17th ave (in SF) has a ridiculous amount of crappy/awesome horror movies... i'm not sure half of them are sci-fi channel original movies... but everytime i go there i see new terrible horror movies... but there was one i saw yesterday that shall be rented soon, probably when nick comes out here in a few weeks... i think it was just called "the gingerbread man" starring gary busey... which of course stars a killer gingerbread man... like an actual man-sized cookie... killing people... i really should find out who runs this store, so i can shake his hand... or marry her if it's a girl...