christian childrens' fund...

one of those "feed the children" commercials was just on... and i was trying to figure out in my head whether or not it would be assholish if i sponsored a kid, but when they sent me the kids "packet" i called them up and asked if i could get a different kid because i thought the one they sent was ugly...

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