Friday, June 27, 2008

from my psychotic ex, with love

after posting that audio clip (previous entry) i remembered that there's another audio clip that i've been meaning to put on my blog. some back story is in order, but it's a bit funnier and confusing if you hear the clip first...

[back story] it was in 1999, i was in the army and stationed in fort sill oklahoma.i was dating a girl that was also in the army, and in the same unit (office) as me. i was really smitten for her. after about 6 months of dating she went completely out of her mind. entirely unprovoked, she would do such sweet things to me, like: punching me in the face, attacking me with hard/heavy/sharp objects, biting me hard enough to draw blood, and once she even punched me in the balls & spit in my face... WHILE I WAS DRIVING! and she would often threaten to kill herself, mainly if i tried to break up with her. i had to wait until the army sent her to korea to finally be freed from her evil grasp. i actually waited until she was IN korea to break up with her as to avoid getting stabbed or castrated. that's the short story. ahh, those were good there's this service for military personnel stationed overseas. you write a letter to someone in the states and put it in a box, said letter gets sent to some random dude who calls the recipient and reads the letter. at that time, this was the best/fastest way to get in touch with someone besides making an outrageously expensive phone call. this is the message that she sent to me from korea after i broke up with her. luckily i missed the call and he left this message, otherwise i'd have no audio clip. i edited out the beginning of the message where he introduces himself and says who the message is from, just for kicks.


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