Tuesday, January 8, 2008

cult of the dry-sneeze

the soul of the sneeze is born in the depths of the human lung... the sneeze evacuates the lungs and any bad things therein... i don't think the point of the (magical) sneeze is to expel saliva... that's just a nasty (but avoidable) by-product...

just follow these easy steps and you too can be a dry-sneezer!!
1. sense an impending sneeze approaching
2. breathe slower, but deeper, to give yourself a few more seconds before impact
3. swallow as much saliva as quickly as possible
4. enjoy the beauty of the dry-sneeze